I’m shocked- SHOCKED! to learn that I was off pursuing important projects in education , art marketing, and social networking, no one has bothered to update this blog. Eyes will roll!

I thought I’d made a pretty savvy hire for a support staff, millions of monkeys armed with millions of cast-off Remington Selectrics, working for even less than the average billionaire expects to pay in taxes. But instead of a spanky new Squishtoid Manifesto to inspire and focus the enterprise, I got a few sketchy-looking screenplay proposals for a musical version of “Atlas Shrugged” starring Tom Delay, Bristol Palin and Lindsey Lohan.
So I’m outsourcing.

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